have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
so my dog was reunited with his parents today
and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER
you think this is a game, son?
this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck
So tired of almost canon lesbians. Tired of the tease, tired of the denial, tired of almost enjoying books or t.v. or movies. Tired of loving characters and seeing their lesbian potential and then witnessing the oncoming dick parade.
the ol razzle dazzle
tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn
Someone take my photoshop away
No one should take your photoshop away I fuckin died when I read this.
oh god bobby in sunglasses
why am i laughing
yoohoo big summer blow out
was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet
TO THE MINISTRY!
oh my fucking god
my school is talking about internet safety or something
okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos
tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location
the possibilities are endless
"cool you have a cat tattoo can i see it?"
"uh i think it’s sleeping on my ass right now. maybe later."
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
Raven’s mom knows what’s up
the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination
Dawn, listen to me. Listen. I love you. I will always love you. But this is the work that I have to do. Tell Giles… tell Giles I figured it out. And, and I’m okay. And give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world… is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me