me on my way to overthrow yo country
tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.
Stephen Webster’s Seven Deadly Sins collection. This is so amazing. The above ring is Wrath.
Good god, these are beautifully crafted and made!
The details are just… <33
Sloth is my favourite
ill take 12
Kid!lock: Pirate Bee
Little Sherlock couldn’t decide what to be for Halloween. A pirate captain or a busy honey bee? When it all came down to it, the decision was an obvious one.
A handy chart, Full Moons still to come in 2014.
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life
This is really clever. And of course there would be a coffee stain on it.
HAVE YOU EATEN RECENTLY?
ARE YOU HYDRATED?
IS THERE MEDICATION YOU NEED TO TAKE?
HAVE YOU LAUGHED TODAY?
FRIENDLY REMINDER BECAUSE I KNOW I NEED THEM EVERY SO OFTEN.
ALSO HERE HAVE A KITTEN:
YOU I ACTUALLY FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDS TODAY
this is the third time this post has reminded me to take my meds
we’re all gonna die
dude i haven’t had any water today or taken my meds thank you for this post
"remember when u"
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
Get cereal, Tony says.
Get healthy cereal, Steve says.
Pop-Tarts, Thor says.
Fuck it, this is the one Tasha likes. MOVING ON.
This is sweet.
Martha: I’m training to be a doctor. Not an alien Doctor, a proper doctor, a doctor of medicine.
Joan: Well, that certainly is nonsense. Women might train to be doctors, but hardly the skivvy and hardly one of your colour.
Martha: Oh, d’you think? Bones of the hand. Carpal bones, proximal row; scaphoid, lunate, triquetrum, pisiform. Distal row; trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate. Then the metecarpal bones extending in three distinct phalanges; proximal, middle, distal.
Joan: You read that in a book.
Martha: Yes, to pass my exams!
i can’t tell if this is a girl doing female to male makeup and just put on lipstick and eyemakeup or if this is a guy who put on makeup
Either way you look at it, they have a sweet stache and deserve a high five
I am so lost
i want a boyfriend like cole