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imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

Instead, pursue the things you love doing, and then do them so well that people can’t take their eyes off you.
Maya Angelou   (via lovequotesrus)
hanklerfishcomic:

ionized-alpaca

Favorite lines of The Doctor [1/3]
Doctor Who 8.04 “Listen” 

French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
American Friend: THOUSAND?
French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

danielodowd:

smartwentcrazy
jencolman:

I’ll watch out for robots!

jencolman:

I’ll watch out for robots!

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

goldenboydean:

captors0llux:

growing up is watching your younger sibling get taller and taller until they finally surpass you until you’re left a diminished pride and  memories of when you were the supreme sibling

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After she had her children, Ginny visited Hogwarts, accidentally stumbling upon the Mirror of Erised.

thismeatisundercooked:

When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens’ birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty

bootyclapping:

'hey do you smoke weed?'

me:

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221cbakerstreet:

thechickwithaname:

Fwip fwip motherfucker.

FWIP FWIP